You Need a Leatherman Multitool

I don’t feel fully dressed unless I have a pocket knife on me. I started carrying a Swiss Army Knife around with me when I was eleven. (Even to school. My teachers knew I had it and were always borrowing it. Those were the days!)

But Karen one-upped me, as she so often does. The other day, I noticed that one of the waterers wasn’t working and needed to have the crud flushed out, a task that requires a pair of pliers. So I resolved to come back and do this, and promptly forgot all about it.

Karen came along and saw the same thing, but she was carrying her Leatherman multi-tool, as she always is. A Leatherman is like a folding pair of pliers with a Swiss Army Knife built into each handle. She fixed the waterer on the spot.

This is not the kind of arms race that I’m willing to lose, so I went right down to the store and bought the fanciest Leatherman they had, the Leatherman Blast (who comes up with these names?).

The reason I’d resisted the temptation in the past is that the Leathermen are a little oddly shaped, and the few times I’d used one, the blades had a distressing tendency to want to fold back when I didn’t expect it and nip my fingers. But the higher-end Leathermen all have locking blades these days. Problem solved!

My new Leatherman has already covered itself with distinction. It’s also covered itself with mud, which makes me just as happy that I’m carrying it in its nylon belt sheath rather than in my pocket. The bigger ones are not very pocketable. The smaller ones aren’t too bad.

Anyway, if you’re like me, you are constantly finding yourself faced with jobs that are far away from your tools, even assuming that you know where your tools have gotten to, which I generally don’t. It’s important to know how to accessorize. The Leatherman is my first major cutlery fashion upgrade since I started carrying my first Swiss Army knife. I recommend it.

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Author: Robert Plamondon

Robert Plamondon has written three books, received over 30 U.S. patents, founded several businesses, is an expert on free-range chickens, and is a semi-struggling novelist. His publishing company, Norton Creek Press, is a treasure trove of the best poultry books of the last 100 years. In addition, he holds down a day job doing technical writing at Workspot.

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  1. My brand new leatherman fuse saved the life a sheep tangled in the electric netting. For some reason this year ( I think the grass doesn’t taste good due to our cold spring and then too hot summer) we have had 4 sheep tangled in the netting and one died. We’ve never lost a sheep before and only 2 others ever tangled in it in 8 years. After the first death and then the 2 tangled that we saved and your comment I bought a leatherman for me. And the next sheep that got tangled I managed to cut the netting myself and get him out without waiting for the “proper” tools.

    It may not look especially fashionable but a good leatherman with the tools you need on your farm is a tool I will never be without. This is in addition to my 2 pocket knives, 1 small and one larger that I routinely carry now.

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