The World's Best Chicken Jokes

Brought to you by Norton Creek Press, publishers of Success With Baby Chicks by Robert Plamondon. Read this book and say goodbye to the chicken-brooding blues!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. To get to the other side.

A. To see a man lay bricks.

A. To lay it on the line.

A. To show the possum it could be done. [Optional: use your distinctive regional road-kill instead of "possum."]

A. It was too far to go around.
 

She thought she was a chicken. She clucked, pecked at the ground, and tried to fly. Her parents thought of sending her to a psychiatrist, but they were poor and needed the eggs.
 

Q. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

A. The rooster.
 

"Colonel Sanders? He kicked the bucket years ago."
 

Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?

A. If they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans!
 

One day the Emperor of China announced, "Today I will eat a hundred year old egg. This egg must be exactly one hundred years old." His courtiers scoured the countryside looking for an egg that was precisely one hundred years old.

"Well? said the Emperor, "Where is my egg?"

One of the nobles prostrated himself before the Emperor. "We have failed you, your Majesty," he said, "The oldest egg we have found is fifty years old."

"Bah!" said the Emperor. "You know I hate fast food!"
 

We went to a new chicken place. We asked them how they prepare their chickens.

The waitress said, "We just tell them they're going to die."